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Ok, Just Kidding About Wall Street

June 25, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Everything’s coming up roses for investors this morning! Go team! Yesterday, CNN reported slipping stocks on Wall Street and a new report on US consumer confidence as waivering, however, today things are looking up for men in dark suits. Today, Wall Street saw the Dow rise by 0.42% and Nasdaq by 1.5%. The price of our fave street-corner dirty girl, light, sweet crude, fell from $4.17 to $132.83 on NY’s Mercantile Exchange. Another point helping Wall Street is that those hot messes at the US Federal Reserve decided to hold rates. Investors are saying thank you and crossing their fingers for a little hike in the skirts of the Fed, to show some sexy leg, in the near future.

Source: Yahoo! News

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Welcome to No Snooze News!

June 23, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Welcome to No Snooze News! Do you need to know the news, but find that CNN.com puts you to sleep? Are you writing a term paper, but would rather be at the bar? Do you need to look smart at work and in the social scene, but would rather watch reruns of Melrose Place than BBC News? Look no further, No Snooze News is here to solve all of your problems! Well, not solve all your problems, but maybe scratch the surface of a few of your more superficial ones. We aim to do this by providing you with the news you need in an easy-to-read, high school gossip format. Enjoy!

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